My Financial Pursuit's Means You Suffer

Dear Readers,

                      I must beg your forgiveness, in my pursuit of the all-ighty ollar (those spelling mistakes, unlike the numerous ones in my other posts were on purpose) it is you that have suffered.  The last three weeks of gainful employment have delivered me a tidy sum of squilla, but it has meant I have neglected you.

I admit, Lenoid tried gallantly to pick up the slack in the first week with his own "Fun With Miranda Devine," and whilst it had it's own special charms it lacked some pizzaz. Oh, and that red font, I think he buckled to peer pressure and took a more than hearty drag on the crack pipe.

But chin up big fella, I'm sure as time passes you'll be able to produce a more than acceptable imitation of myself.

But back to you people, I promise that after this week (even though I was only supposed to be working a week instead of three) I'll be back with FWMD and the Hypocrisy Detector and some new things you'll enjoy, and I'm sure Lenoid'll have some more articles to straight up plagiarise.

And if you're especially well behaved and pray to your god/spirit/magic tree, the mysterious third member of our trio may stop by from time to time.

Regards,

Phil.